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This tracks the things I care about. Where a visitor came from. What they looked at. How long it took them to pick up the phone. Whether the content is attracting buyers or just traffic. My mission is to turn sales funnels into sales cylinders, and this is how I know it's working.

New Visitors
387
First-time sessions · 5 days
Returning Visitors
71
15.5% return rate · came back after first visit
Pages per Session
1.74
873 views across 501 sessions
Avg Session Duration
4m 12s
Returning visitors avg 5m 03s
Organic Clicks
1,284
+1.2% vs prior 14d · stable
Impressions
29.4K
8.2% vs prior 14d
CTR
3.8%
7.9% vs prior 14d · titles converting better
Avg Position
7.2
8.7% drift vs prior 14d

Signals Updated Apr 24, 2026

Daily Organic Clicks Mar 27 – Apr 23 · 28 days

Traffic by Channel

All Traffic
Returning

Returning Visitor Channels

Top Search Queries 28 days

Top Pages 28 days · click row for query breakdown

Non-Branded Queries discovery potential

Content Gaps & Opportunities

HubSpot API not connected — Add HS_API_KEY + HS_PORTAL_ID to config/.env and ask Claude to refresh the Command Center to populate live list counts.
Total Contacts
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Mayo Blueprint Leads
400+
tag: mayo_blueprint · from HTML form
Active in Sequences
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Completed Welcome Seq.
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4 Live Sequences · 1 Pending Deploy · 14 Live Emails · 11 Planned Emails · team@emulsify.co

Apps Script — LIVE · 4 sequences

LIVE Sequence 1 — "Onboard as Client"
5 emails · trigger: outcome: Onboard as Client
LIVE Sequence 2 — "Nurture Lead"
5 emails · 30 days · trigger: outcome: Nurture Lead
LIVE Sequence 3 — "No-Show"
2 emails · trigger: outcome: No-Show
LIVE Sequence 4 — "Post-Engagement"
2 emails · trigger: status: Post-Engagement (manual)

Cloud Function — PENDING DEPLOY

PENDING intake-api · scheduling-function/main.py
Code committed · branch: mayo-blueprint-nurture-v2 · Needs gcloud deploy
Code is ready. Needs: gcloud functions deploy intake-api --gen2 --runtime=python311 --region=us-central1 --source=. from scheduling-function/
Sequence: Mayo Blueprint Nurture v2 · 5 emails · 3-day crash course · Replaces v1 sequence · trigger: optin: mayo_blueprint · Sends via Gmail API as team@emulsify.co

Planned — Not Built

Planned Sequences
Post-Phone Consult Nurture
4 emails · 90 days
EXIT / Post-Engagement
6 emails · 6 months
Google Review Request
2 emails · 2 days
Re-engagement
1 email · 7 days
FAQ Auto-Replies (7 Planned)
Pricing & Retainers
Payment Plans
Remote Consulting
Competitor Audits
White-Label Services
Schedule a Call
Referral Program
Channel
@emulsifyadvisory
youtube.com/@emulsifyadvisory
Lifetime Views
1.24M
All time across 247 videos
Subscribers
48.7K
Active channel growth
Videos Published
247
Across 5 topic clusters

Performance by Topic Cluster Last 28 Days

Cluster Videos Total Views Avg Views/Video Watch Time Engage Rate Trend
Emulsification Science 58412K7,1034.2 min 8.2% ▲ 12%
Brand Deep Dives 43287K6,6745.1 min 7.4% ▲ 6%
Restaurant Strategy 61198K3,2463.8 min 9.1% ▲ 18%
International Traditions 34156K4,5884.7 min 6.8% ▼ 3%
DIY & Artisan Recipes 51189K3,7066.2 min 11.2% ▲ 9%

Top Performing Videos Lifetime

# Title Views Watch Time Likes Comments Published
1Why Your Homemade Mayo Always Breaks (Fix in 60 Seconds)94.2K3m 47s4,812891Jan 2025
2We Blind-Tested 11 Store Mayo Brands — Here's What We Found78.6K6m 12s3,994743Mar 2025
3The Kewpie Effect: Why Japanese Mayo Took Over Everything67.3K5m 28s3,401612Nov 2024
4Duke's vs Hellmann's: The Science Behind Regional Loyalty54.1K4m 51s2,788504Feb 2025
5Restaurant Profit Margins on House-Made Sauces: Real Numbers41.7K7m 03s2,119448Apr 2025
6How to Build a $40K/mo Condiment Brand From Your Kitchen38.2K8m 21s1,942394Dec 2024
7Why Aioli Is Not Mayo (And Why It Matters For Your Menu)31.4K4m 19s1,598287Oct 2024
8The Emulsification Science Behind Perfect Mayo28.9K5m 44s1,471261Sep 2024
9Vegan Mayo Showdown: 9 Brands, One Winner24.3K3m 58s1,234209Jan 2025
10How Serious Eats Changed the American Mayo Market19.7K6m 31s1,003181Aug 2024

Monthly Upload Cadence Videos published per month

Engagement Insights

Signal
Restaurant Strategy cluster has the highest engagement rate (9.1%) despite the lowest average view count. High-intent niche viewers watching longer and interacting more — this cluster punches well above its weight.
Opportunity
Emulsification Science drives 71% of all YouTube-sourced site referrals despite being only 23% of total views. Educational content converts to site visits at 3x the rate of entertainment content.
Watch Time
DIY & Artisan has the highest average watch time (6m 12s) and highest engagement rate (11.2%). Viewers are following recipes in real time. This cluster should have stronger CTAs to the Blueprint opt-in.
Growth
Restaurant Strategy grew 18% in the last 28 days — the fastest-growing cluster. B2B restaurant operators are discovering the channel through search.
58 Total Pages · 7 Content Clusters · ~21 Active (traffic) · ~37 Zero organic clicks

301 Redirects 38 consolidated URLs

No Action Needed
38 intentional 301 redirects pointing to canonical destination pages. No action needed.

Mayo Blueprint Opt-Ins

Opt-Ins · 5 Days
34
Weekly Pace
~48
Avg 6.8/day · Apr 20–24
HubSpot total (pre-GA4 tracking) available after HubSpot API is connected.

Strategy Consultation Bookings

Bookings · 5 Days
41
Weekly Pace
~57
Avg 8.2/day · Apr 20–24
Monthly view builds as GA4 accumulates history. Tracking started ~Apr 20 2026.

Mayo Blueprint Conversion Waterfall · Apr 20–24

Page Visits
94
Started Form
39 (41%)
Opted In
34 (87%)
GA4 event counts · Apr 20–24. Form completion rate is exceptionally high — once someone starts the form, they finish it.

Sessions vs. Bookings

Gold = everyone who showed up. Blue = who booked. The gap between the two lines is the unconverted opportunity.

Site Sessions Strategy Bookings 5-day conversion rate: 8.2%

Consideration Pool

Purple = people who visited a high-intent evaluation page (About, The Method, Pricing) — these are people seriously considering an engagement, not casual readers. Blue = people who booked a strategy consultation. The gap between the two lines is the opportunity — warm prospects who evaluated the offer but haven't converted yet. Watch it narrow over time as the funnel improves.

Consideration pool Strategy bookings Pool total: 162  ·  Bookings: 41  ·  Implied rate: 25.3%

Pending Activation Checklist

Blog Publishing Cadence